The Scribo Ergo Sum New Year’s Honours List
After intermittent negotiations between the SES team, the following list in our annual exercise in outright pretension has emerged. Note that negotiations were, in fact, still ongoing at the point of the post, so it may suddenly change. But it really needed to go up today:
Funniest Moment: Gordon Brown saving the world.
Saddest Moment: Too many.
Best Political Decision: Mandleson brought back into Cabinet.
Worst Political Decision: David Davis’ resignation.
The Stephen Fry Award for Unbounded Eloquence: William Hague on EU Treaty.
The Prescott Award for Gobbledegook: Sarah Palin.
Best Photograph: David Miliband and the banana.
Worst Photograph: David Miliband and the banana.
Worst Video: McCain’s “Celebrity” Ad.
Best Video: Paris Hilton’s response to McCain’s “Celebrity” Ad.
The Sarah Palin Memorial Award for Political Flops: Sarah Palin.
The Robin Cook Award for Most Principled Action: None this year.
The David Miliband Award for Political Spinelessness: The Israeli government, for timing its slaughters to provide election boosts.
Event of the Year: Obama’s victory across the pond.
Catastrophe of the Year: The recession.
Scribo Ergo Sum Person of the Year: Barack Obama.
We welcome suggestions for almost anything. Particularly best and worst albums of the year, as we just haven’t discussed them yet…
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