ID Cards: What Are They Good For?
It’s an interesting question that’s been kicking around for some years now: ID Cards. Why?
It’s become increasingly, achingly clear that they’ll be useful for anything. The only determined advocate is someone who stands to make massive amounts of cash out of their introduction. The implementation would cost an immense amount of money that we couldn’t really spare before this recession reduced the amount of money available for the state. And any idea so terrible it’s drawn together Tony Benn and UKIP is clealy not too wise to implement.
But even politically it is difficult to see any advantage. When it was matched by the Tories it was conceivable to see this as a piece of clothes stealing but now they are opposing the policy we are left with the preposterous notion of Labour winning over social rightists. Quite simply this isn’t going to happen. It seemed possible after that “Hug-a-hoody” stuff but since that phrase was quickly traded in for “Broken Britain” they were tucked back into the fold nicely. What Labour is left with is a policy that causes them to lose out massively amongst civil liberties voters. There are two other major parties offerinng to scrap the proposals and for those who this is a primary concern its fairly hard to justify not voting for either in the case of being situation in a marginal.
So either in terms of doing any good or in strategy the policy is dead weight. So why keep it?
Three words: the Lib Dems.
Prior to this identity idiocy there was one major offer Labour could put on the table for this lot if it came to a hung parliament. If they submitted to reform of the one area Liberal Democrats really care about, voting systems, and implemented Proportional Representation they could be assured a coalition. They could also be assured that that coalition was one they would have to get used to, as for the forseeable future a Lib-Lab union would be the only imaginable set-up British politics could handle.
Now this was something which Labour was never really going to stomach, but if you want to know why they are still keen on this daft idea consider this: at the moment the Labour Party partisans have united in a fashion which would have seemed implausible only a year or so ago. Blairite, Brownite, these terms have rapidly become meaningless as factionalism is overlooked. Backed against the wall they stand as one.
Now do you really imagine that after all that pride swallowing they are going to smile and accept that a Third Party will prop them up forever?
It was unlikely that the same people who had enjoyed an overwhelming landslide were ever going to let that happen, but after the amount of disregarding of grudges they’ve had to perform already there is simply no way that they are going to let the Liberal Democrats seize the position of kingmakers. No, the upper echelons of the Labour Party hierarchy wants to maintain the present electoral system: if for no other reason that in some ways the constant threat of the Tories was what this pack of right wingers keep the substantial left at bay so effectively.
So how do ID Cards fit into this intrigue? Simple: they’re both negligible and disposal to Labour, crucial and central to the Liberal Democrats.
To the LDs the proposed database and card system is the epitome of New Labour dependence upon regressive statism. This is the issue which enthuses just about all of them and is one of the very few that is able to unite this inherently bi-sected coalition of social democrats (wondering just when the hell that started being the extreme left) and liberals (wondering why we can’t get back to the 18th century already, as they rather enjoyed that one). For this reason ID Cards make life a lot easier for Nick Clegg.
‘New Politics’ Established Via Sustaining The Status Quo
Clegg hasn’t clearly stated that he’d push for PR in the advent of being a coalition maker. In fact he seems to have waffled about something called ‘New Politics’ when asked about the issue. What this mist of vagueness actually means is anyone’s guess, but hopefully its something other than what it sounds like: the ominously complimentary harmonising with Cameron’s constant calls for a “Change” that we’ve been hearing ever since he stole that line off of someone who actually meant it. Or else letting whichever party’s bigger form a highly vulnerable an ineffective minority government (see ref: Canada). There’s a chance that Clegg does want the policy that lets the LibDems claim the number of seats they’re pretty much indisputably entitled to, but there’s also a (far greater) chance that he’s an ineffectual faffer who won’t push as far and as hard as he can.
In which case…
Brown declares “LibDems! Join ranks with us and I’ll get rid of those nasty ID Cards, since that’s how consensus politics works”. Clegg is able to push for this and maybe another few tokens in some behind-closed-doors mutterings and then can return to his party with a substantial scalp: the ID database has been tossed in the skip. The second most important issue the LibDems all care about has been sorted and hey, who cares about the most since they will be in government (Vince Cable replacing Darling? Perhaps, perhaps…) and thus it seems like FPTP has delivered the goods anyway.
Will they be happy with ti? No. But will that be far more tolerable than if he’d showed up saying “No PR, I’m afraid…But we have got a few cabinet spots and some changes to EU relations legislation which I…” If he did that he’d probably get fucking deposed. Which would rather complicate and extend the formation of any coalition, of course.
So: under this anaylsis Brown maintains a policy he doesn’t really care about since others do and the seats that it’ll lose him are of less importance than the leverage it will grant him if it comes to forging a coalition. And thus the presence of the LibDems endangers our nation’s civil liberties. Without them Labour would have dropped this policy like a stone. With it, they’ll lose some seats to the LDs and Tories but have a last line of defence against PR.
