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The Prince of Darkness Strikes

Quoth First Deputy Mayor Bastard Tim Parker:

“We are in an age where there is a lot of pressure on funding and I know the attitude of the current mayor is to make sure that we properly fund Transport for London,” Mr Parker told BBC One’s Politics Show on Sunday.

“If that means following the inflationary increase in costs then it’s only responsible to see what the impact should be on fares.”

Translated: I’ll put your fares up. Parker’s missed the crucial point of public transport - it’s for the public. And is consequently isn’t serving its purpose if members of the public can’t afford it on a day to day basis. His vaunted customer value is useless if the customers (who, strangely, used to be known as passengers) can’t afford it.

If that needs more money, then campaign for taxes on those that can afford them. Say perhaps, very wealthy asset-strippers. Don’t kick those who can afford it least, and those who use public transport most, by ratcheting up their fares.

Wait - did I mention very wealthy asset-strippers? Oops. Parker will get upset if we remind him of his past. Must remember to keep quiet about it in future.

(Brief) Thoughts on Max Mosley and the superiority of the internet as a medium

We’ve been rather behind on this one. Originally, I’d ignored the whole fuss as another tabloid celebrity sales-orgy - until this excellent post by Jim Jepps. So, time to rectify my silence, I think.

It’s not a matter of free speech, as the News of the World claims. Very few claim that the paper shouldn’t be allowed to publish the story - if it’s true. What’s at stake here is privacy; which, as usual, the paper has very little respect for. To infiltrate someone’s house (or £35,000 dungeon, as the case may be…) and film them without permission represents a blatant invasion of that individual’s private space.

Nor does the story fall in the category of public interest usually used to justify such invasions. What an individual does behind closed doors, in private, is just that - a private activity. If that private activity happens to involve whips, chains and dangling pricks, then who else can judge? There’s little evidence to suggest that Mosley’s particular private predeliction affected his performance in public. And so, little evidence to suggest either the public or his employers had a desperate need to know of it.

Indeed, the fact Mosley can afford his £35,000 private spanking parlour perhaps suggests he’s doing perfectly well in his job, thankyouverymuch. (And, of course, that income tax isn’t progressive enough yet…)

So it’s not a matter of free speech or public interest - which is what’s concerning. The direction of media coverage throughout the case has been a tad depressing. As Hari asks - hadn’t we got over this sort of thing? Most people manage a, “none-of-my-business” shrug for an increasing number of sexual preferences. Why not BDSM? And, likewise, the very possible (and probably more relevant) discussion that could be had on prostitution has been conspicuously absent.

A very interesting discussion (which, unfortunately, I don’t have time to engage in tonight. Should do at some point though…) could be had on the ethics of power exchange in sex. I imagine the very phrase would have as a divisive an effect on a crowd of feminists as pornography. Is it a simple projection of patriarchal power structures, or a matter of sexual freedom? Or, indeed, possibly both at different times, in different circumstances…

But, of course, the real world finds itself stuck with a tabloid induced celebrity sales-orgy. Could there be an apter demonstration of the internet’s superiority that the contrast between the wood-pulp mush and Jim’s post?

Operation Manticore

It seems like there is a project underway aiming to Bait Bush. He’s here on the 15th and although I have no idea what exactly the plan is I am certain that I want in.

Privatised Government =/= Democracy

Ali suggested yesterday that Labour might privatise itself to avoid bankruptcy. The very possibility of such constitutes an affont to democracy - as it would for any parliamentary party. The danger is summed up well in a paragrph late on in Ali’s piece:

This would only work if assets were available. None currently are, but the party is in government so policy is its biggest asset. Policy could be bid over so, for example, Murdoch might pay £10m to have the abolition of the licence fee in the manifesto. MPs and party members would doubtless object to many proposals, but the alternative is the NEC members becoming collectively bankrupt and party accounts being shut. There goes any election campaign.

The threat is very real. From the New Statesman comes this enlightening admission:

Quite how those who are courting this rapidly declining asset stand to benefit is unclear. Another businessman who is part of the “Syndicate”, as he puts it, is less guarded. If new Labour became a “limited liability party”, it might be possible, he says - not entirely jokingly - to “sell non-core policies, from a customer perspective, as three-to five-year options on implementation in office”. These could include policy sales to the nuclear industry or to the green lobby. “This,” he points out, “could help ensure that national policies achieve the highest returns. And that could only benefit the shareholders - or, as they used to be known, the party members.”

The part is in government. They can therefore hand policy over to whoever will pay. They become shareholders, and run effectively decide what the government does - much as shareholders do to businesses on the market. The NEC is saved from financial doom, the shareholders have their interests seen to, and the voters are forgotten.

It would, after all, be the voters who lose out here. They’re the ones who are meant to pass judgement on government policy, at election time. Whatever NS’ source says on core and non-core policies - already vague, given that at present “core” adds up to a washy commitment to equality for Labour - this system means that manifesto policies voted on at election could simply fly out the window. And with them, the very point of representative government.

“How is this any different to the current system?” you might ask. “Organisations already buy policy from parties, in practise if not theory. The unions and the tycoons for Labour, the tycoons and business for the Tories. It happens.”

And yes, it does happen. But nothing now could be as direct or as forceful as a shareholder system in subverting democracy. There’s at least a semblence of internal democracy in the political parties: members vote on major positions and changes. If a politician has taken cash from a donor and made a decision they oppose, they’ve the opportunity to pressure them and reverse the policy. And it’s relatively fair and equal: one member, one vote.

But there’s a very different semblence of democracy in shareholder-based organisations. Shareholders too can hold their appointees to account, with one, important difference. Where political parties give a vote per membership, and only allow you one membership, shaeholder systems allocate votes per share.

And you can own more than one share. So if you’re rich and interested and buy a majority holding, you can in effect force whatever you want through. One share, one vote - and lots of shares if you can afford it.

Rich shareholders would thus force policies on a party far more reliably than rich donors do at present. The Statesman’s source’s example of the nuclear lobby and the green lobby is a good example. The nuclear lobby tends to be far better funded than its opposition - energy companies versus concerned citizens. They could buy up a large quantity of shares and swamp the smaller, but more numerous, bulk of members. It potentially wouldn’t matter if there was a massive grassroots movement in the party against nuclear development - if the nuclear lobby had enough shares, they could outvote them. And we’d have nuclear power, whether we’d voted for it or not.

Major national decisions would end up in the hand of those that can pay. Very democratic.

If you want a taste of what this might lead to, see this chilling statement from another interested party:

“We have been watching how Silvio Berlusconi created Forza Italia in parallel to his business interests, and we believe that our idea offers a fascinating adaptation to British conditions.”

Silvio Berlusconi is a massive media tycoon who bought into politics with his wallet and his right wing populism. Look at where he is now, and what he’s done.

Rupert Murdoch is a massive media tycoon. Look at what he could do if he bought into politics…

It could happen. And democracy would be dead.

And we’ll scweam and scweam and scweam ’til our balls are blue…

Observe the fatcat. Note its love for a government - until it’s expected to start pulling its considerable weight. Listen then to the futile screams of a plutocrat subjected to economic liposuction. Pathetic, no?

The Dutch government recently made the excellent point that it was difficult to ask the low paid to tighten their belts while the rich flounce about with bonuses equating to more than a year’s wages. In an economic recession, the low-paid always come off worst.  Everyone suffers a dip in income.

For the very wealthy, that means a little less extravagence.  For the middling, it means restraint and savings.  For the poor, it means actual hardship.  Wage cuts bite harder, as there’s less to cut in the first place.  Unemployment means a drop into actual poverty - lower wages mean less savings to keep you going.

The answer is, of course, welfare, as a safety net if nothing else. That needs paying for - and who’d be better paying for it?  The unemployed and low-paid who it’s meant to help can’t.  The super-rich, on the other hand, can, and will still be richer afterwards. So it doesn’t seem unreasonable to make them pay.

Unless they enjoy the angry, tired and ill worforce poverty would bring with it? JimJay at The Daily (Maybe) puts it succinctly:

Half a million Euro’s is currently 775,619 dollars or 398,190 pounds. That seems to be quite a lot of money in any one’s book and you’d have thought any bloated plutocrat with a bit of nous would welcome the chance to contribute towards keeping bobbies on the beat to protect their wealth and nurses at their stations to keep the workers working - but no.

Predictably, though, the plutocrats don’t think this way, and are dragging their feet.  In doing so, they come out with the most ludicrous excuses:

Shell’s chief executive Jeroen van der Veer said in a newspaper interview: “Either you have a headquarters and accept as part of the bargain that large numbers of people earn high salaries, or you don’t. I’ve noticed there is very little understanding for the needs of a large company. I find this disturbing.”

Excuse me? You find it disturbing that you’ll still be earning at least 350,000 euros (in bonuses) while low-paid workers have enough to get by?  Poor baby…

Perhaps the best way is to phrase it in the selfish terms that he clearly understands best.  A large company needs workers who are motivated, fit and well to function properly.  Those workers will not be motivated if they’re struggling to pay off a mortgage or the rents each week while their bosses live in sparkling mansions.  Those workers won’t be fit if the health service is underfunded.  Those workers won’t work well if they’re thinking about the next payment rather than the job at hand.

It’s in the interests of business to fund the state that supports the low paid - or pay them better wages.  Either is going to require them spending more money.

Worst of all, though, was this:

“We must watch out that we don’t go too far,” said Hans Wijers, chief executive of Akzo Nobel, one of the largest Dutch companies. “There are many senior managers who are working themselves to the bone and they’re not doing it to get super-rich.”

Could he have said anything more stupid?  If money isn’t the issue, then there’s little reason to complain.  They don’t want it, Wijers says - so why not use it for good…

I’d write more, but it’s leaning very close to a rant as it is.  Suffice to say; the Dutch government needs to put its foot down here.  If the unions dragged their feet so much against the public interest, these people would be calling for (elected) union leaders to be castrated.  Shouldn’t we do the same when the plutocrats get in the way?

Hari On Cameron

One of his better slashings.

As ever, some light editing would make a fine article great, for instance

To them, “the central state shifting money around” hasn’t dealt with “the symptoms” of poverty; it has ended their poverty.

Should be:

To them, “the central state shifting money around” hasn’t dealt with “the symptoms” of poverty; it has ended it.

But the points he makes are fine ones. Hopefully there will be more ones along these lines now that Cameron is verging upon unstoppable and the Right are acting rather like Obama supporters, just with less cause. I still doubt he can be stopped by this stage, or rather not by somebody who seems determined to annoy everyone who would consider voting for him {die-hard socialists? 10 tax rate! The young liberal crowd? Reclassify cannabis!} in a desperate and utterly disingenious lunge for the Daily Mail readership, who are already thoroughly enamoured with the genuine electable Tory they’ve been longing for for so long.

Still, the prospect of Cameron passing himself off as progressive is preposterous and I hope that more of an effort is made to expose it. For as long as John Redwood is in charge of anything important it’s a blatant lie.

Now if only we could get Milliband some courage…

Argh…

Berlesconi is back in power. With a comfortable margin.

This corrupt thug regaining control of the country is the last thnig it needs. I only hope that this one collapses as fast as coalitions tend to in Italy.

Conservatism and the Hunt

At around half ten last morning I was rudely awakened by a pair of family members with whom I had apparently the night before arranged something I at that point highly regretted.

There was some gathering of all the horses who were involved in hunts around the country arranged together in order to have a race. It was an annual event named Point to Point, arranged and attended by the sort best described as “Ra”. My immediate reaction was to plead lack of interest, a matter only exacerbated by the fact that I had spent up until nine that morning wasting time on IRC.

Somehow though I managed to plug some emergency energy reserve that I was not aware of the existence of, perhaps some mine of sugar created my my over-indulgence upon Easter Sunday. I opted to attend purely because I knew that I would otherwise fill the void of the day with nothing else. My objection to attending an event that catered solely for a pack of species-based bigots was blunted by the fact that foxhunting is illegal and has been for a few years now.

The journey was taken in a Land Rover and I went with my sister, her boyfriend and his brother, the latter of which was driving and had plugged his iPod into the car’s soundsystem, that blasted out everything from psy-trance to the Wurzles, including a song appropriately entitled “Converting Vegetarians”.

The event itself was to be far less entertaining and much more cold, with the cars ending up parked on the side of a hill and me being informed by my sister that “Everyone who will be here is a supporter of the Conservative Party.”

This was as I’d imagined but barring one lone freak with various facial piercings the crowd was precisely as I’d imagined it: middle aged men with a sense of entitlement were ubiquitous along with their clearly pampered children, the girls seemed vaguely and hazily tolerable as you gazed over them yet once any specific femme was put under scrutiny their expensive deception became clear and the mediocrity of their looks all the more biting for their initial success in conning the eye, blonde hair dominated and the average price of it most likely ran into the hundreds, men wore flat-caps without hint of irony and exchanged hearty chest laughs, there was not a single non-white present that I saw, the only working class people I met were the bookies.

The event was partially one of pro-hunting propaganda, or presentation and celebration of genuine rural culture, if you will. The air of degeneration was almost palpable and we were informed by a woman with a slurred voice over that left her sounding as if heavily medicated over a blaring, jarring tannoy that they now involved themselves in trail races. These are a form of blood-free races whereby a horse-rider leaves a scent behind it that the dogs then pursue and can be summarised with the word “Triangulation”.

The voice continued to inform us that all of the “Hunting community” was opposed to the Hunting Ban, which had previously lingered around unspoken and insidious and that if we wish to do anything about it then the Countryside Alliance had a tent.

Despite the impression I may have given I actually had a fun time but it is here where this entire thing becomes relevant: I went over to the CA and had an immensely awkward conversation with them. I had originally intended to ask them about how exactly they could demand funds for post offices and other infrastructure {their primary aim when I enquired as to their other aims and efforts} and yet kick up such a fuss about “Interference” from the city concerning their bloodsports. Instead however I found them rather disarmingly pathetic and it was entirely obvious to them that I was not their natural demographically typical supporter thus we were left standing their in a stilted fashion.

In hindsight, though, one part of the conversation {such as it was} stood out clearly, when I asked them what they fancied their chances of achieving priority #1 were a woman with terribly over-applied blue eye-liner who was apparently in charge of such affairs {the portly man otherwise running the stall deferred to her when I asked} replied as followed:

Pretty high I imagine, if the Conservatives get in. Cameron’s committed to having it repealed.

I replied that I had received the impression that it was not the highest priority on his legislative agenda.

But in hindsight this was perhaps a more revealing reply than it had seemed at the time. It needs to be considered in the light of Cameron being an unexceptional Etonian {in terms of parentage and wealth rather than academic achievement} and the figures filling his Shadow Cabinet being from similar backgrounds. Although wary of Marxism this is one of the areas where class seems to be one of the utmost importance.
The people surrounding me at that time were the sort who Cameron grew up with. I have no idea if he attended but the aforementioned boyfriend’s brother, who explained having a Land Rover by informing me that most of his friends had estates, was most likely in a position that Cameron would sympathise with.

And as I considered this my confusion with the apparent void of coherent philosophy in Cameron’s conservatism slipped away into nothing. How was it possible for Cameron to describe himself as a “Small government liberal” to the government while letting his home secretary demand social engineering? Simple, the usage of that word was a lie. Or at least a euphemism in the same way that in America “Libertarian” is largely a euphemism for a rich white man who wants to keep their money. Cameron’s real ideology is in favour of privillege.

Now I appreciate that this is what you would expect from a leftist subjecting the Conservatives to analysis but I am as wary of such knee-jerkage as any man but it is the only conclusion I have reached that holds and water, so please consider:

The past two leaders worth mentioning were their Prime Ministers, Major and Thatcher. The former was the daughter of a grocery store owner and never hid this fact. Although far from deprived she was certainly what could be termed “Petty bourgeois” and according to those around her was rather proud of this fact, contrasting herself with the carefully public schooled “Wets” surrounding her, filling the party with their One Nation weakness, perhaps learned from A level classes centered around D’Israeli. After her Major, a man who had never attended a University and began his adult life in a bank, ascending through the ranks with perhaps minor assistance from internal contacts but certainly not progressing in a fashion that lacked in demonstration of talent.

As such it was understandable that they would embrace the neo-liberalism that suffused the New Right while not performing neo-conservative lurches {Falklands War, “Back to Basics” et al}. Neo-liberalism is best understood as nothing new at all but instead Classical Liberalism mildly adapted so as to prove appropriate for contemporary application. This means dismantlement of vast portions of the modern state, yes, but it also means that those who achieve must be allowed to flourish. The central concept behind the Free Market is that of justice: those worthy of success achieve it while those that are failures flounder unless they emulate those that do not or appeal to the consumers in an innovative fashion.

At present the Conservative party is not interested in justice, it is not meritocratic in intent, it does not reflect the will of Mill. It wishes to protect privilege.

One of the main talking points of new Tory rhetoric has been {strikingly} its offensives towards EMA. The Education Maintenance Allowance is one of the rare benefits of being governed by social liberals and has allowed many teens who would otherwise have either found school unappealing or deemed it impossible as they were needed to earn a wage find it possible to attend a school. I am on it personally and have found it immensely beneficial. Even if you take the most cynically pessimistic stance possible and assume that my saving of the money and only occasional usage of it to support the family is a freak anomaly then you still have poor young adults able to enjoy a night out with their more affluent friends, thus strengthening the cohesion of the social network in a pleasingly egalitarian fashion and encouraging them to continue attendance.

But the Tories are having none of it, attacking it in a vigorous fashion and clearly being keen on its removal. I imagine that had they had had deprived lives they might feel differently but if you consider their front bench, they haven’t.

The idea of the EMA is that the state can provide an incentive to poor children, in order to entice those unwilling into learning that which will benefit them and to enable those who are incapable to handle the fiscal logistics. It could be considered the epitome of Third Way triangulation, a mixture of liberal emphasis upon personal choice and the value of an education and the socialist love of providing money to those in need. It provides nothing, however, for the wealthy in terms of direct benefits. As such it is a tax drain and should be eliminated.

More damning still we see the centre piece of the Tory financial policy, the part most remarked upon and emphasised and the policy that is said to have altered history to an extent we can not yet determine and delayed the election, being the increase of the inheritance tax to £1,000,000. This was a measure introduced by David Lloyd George, the last great Liberal Prime Minister, one that went untouched by any of the copious Tories that followed him. To propose repeal of this policy is to launch a direct assault of meritocracy, to suggest that the will of the wealthy to transfer there goods is of greater import than the benefit that can be delivered to the most needy in society by the assured comfort of their children being denied.

But that is what the grand chaps and ladies of Point to Point covet and it is what, under the Conservatives, they will receive. Or would, I optimistically amend. Once again, meritocracy is rejected, spurned in favour of the already affluent retaining and transferring amongst themselves.

As for the wide-ranging Green Wash that the Conservative Party has ineluctably undergone of late, from the logo to the huskie photo-op and generating a vast amount of rhetoric but immensely scanty policy, well that is rather reminiscent of the efforts undertaken practically simultaneously by Shell. But is it an effort to file down the fangs of the party that left the public anxious for so long? Perhaps. Most likely though it is a fusion of this and the awareness that many of the privileged do actually care about such things. In lieu of personal concerns about mortgages, heating bills and other such mundane worries the wealthy have always found some other cause to fill their existences and time. Eco-conservatism is effectively a more fashionable variety of socialism, following the reasoning outlined by Rod Dreher and Andrew Sullivan in a classic trans-atlantic trend lift but for the slight twist that Sullivan first attempted this in 1985 and all efforts in America to create Green Conservatism have been almost as miserable a failure as that was.

{Besides of cause the immense coup of winning over McCain, but given his maverick RINO credentials that perhaps serves only to emphasise the point.}

Regardless, the wealthy are able to purchase pricey organic produce from the appropriate aisles of Sainsburys or the local farmer’s market and haven enough time on their hands to concern themselves with such matters. The poor get less of an opportunity and as such we are left with the results of Co-Op’s studies on what concerns them having results for Global Warming that the Guardian was forced to preface with “Surprisingly…”

The weigh-up between poverty and matters ethical is not one that makers of the front-bench Tories have ever had to make, though. I am not suggesting here that this makes them unfit for government, that Labour high-rankers have not enjoyed lives of extreme privilege or that it somehow invalidates any of their positions, simply that the influence the Tories’ background exerts upon their outlook is clearly so dominant as to be utterly obvious and apparently serves to the exclusion of all empathy.

Consider marriage, the Tory proposal is effectively that single parents will subsidise married ones. Never mind that the latter almost invariably earn far more than the former, the hefty tax-cut shall be given to the more secure and the balance will be made by making the single parent suffer. Why? To set an example. To send out a message.

My nausea with this sort of politics {laws for purposes of transmission} will have to wait for another time as both parties {all, in fact} are guilty on these grounds to an extent that leave it worthy of thorough consideration exclusively. But the fact that the Cameron emanates from a strata of society where an overwhelmingly disproportionately high number of parents are marries is obvious. Even amongst my middle class peers the majority of my close friends have separated parents and this personal anecdote would be hyperbolic if considered the norm but not wildly so. It is only right at the top that the marriages totter on, never mind if it’s a sham it’s good form. If the media hadn’t shoved their lens into the bedroom of the royals that lie of a union would most likely be still staggering to this day.

It takes a warped form of viewpoint to imagine these these hollow husks as more worthwhile than an honest split but, again, an affluent upbringing provides it. There is a total disconnection between the lives most lead and the bubble of high society which the Old Money have generated for themselves, one that has left the Conservative party near blind. Certainly too much so to have any aspirations for One Nation being anything more than just that.

Yet they have rejected meritocracy quite clearly, pronouncing that money shall stay where it is save for the hand-me-down and being quite clear in that the government will not be supporting school children. It is so easy to grow cynical with the Conservatives that I’ve almost concluded that their opposition to ID cards is founded on the fact that even the wealthy land-owners, who are clearly not terrorists or criminals, would be forced to keep one about their person. I rejected this as those tweed coats tend to have a vast amount of pockets and thus it would surely be less of an inconvenience than for others, if anything. If a right devil to keep track of…

Irrespective of this the present order clearly denotes a transcendent insurgency of the Old Money elements that formerly ran the show. The only difference here is that the public spirit that used to epitomise this breed, the aspect of that crowd that Thatcher so truly despised, is absent, or at least severely perverted. The rejection of the state is present but society is considered as in existence {how else can it have a “High” section?} and thus Number 10 is conceived of as a pulpit, with Dave our secular preacher.

As methods of coping with the drawn-out demise of the CofE go I’d rather have radical Islam.

When the most radical and exciting philosophy within it consists of a pack of poignant but ultimately inane non-sequiters linked to the overly technophilic and absurdly reductionist ramblings of a madman who claimed that humans were comprehensible by machines that had not yet reached Iteration X, that were disowned as soon as their creator ceased to be insane, you know that a party is suffering from a severe malaise. That sort of pap, which would be rejected even by the Guardian, is actually the closest that they have to a coherent philosophy at the moment, given the aforementioned tendency of any philosophy they lay claim to being clearly and completely contradicted by a later policy. From green tories out to save the earth to classical liberals who let people suffer from their inaction and minimise the state to pro-prison types who want to out-build the government’s maniac fantasies, while peddling a side-line in sever social engineering to whatever next incarnation they opt for, as expedient. All to hide the raw wealth beneath that explains all they do and everything they propose.

I suspect that the recent budget would have done well to drive this insincerity into the fore by forcing hard a large rise on fuels, tearing the party down the lines of anti-tax activists and earnest eco-cons and winning either way, be it through defects {but who to?} or sit-at homes {more likely} or through gunning at the blatant hypocrisy exposed by a party flushed with green embracing the black stuff.

So far Labour seems timid, though. I suspect that they fear there might actually be something to the alleged shift. They’re right in the concept but not the response or the anxiety, the Tories really have changed but it’s to whole-hearted support of those already wealthy. The new rich? It’s not against them. But that’s no longer who it’s for.

Who, then? Those who get annoyed by nothing more than the Labour government’s decree that they are no longer allowed to gather the hounds and kill a fox. Them. And those around them.

Coincidence?

Those monitoring Iain Dale’s blog can hardly escape noticing that he’s starting “Total Politics” soon, a publication aiming to bring a wind of change to political magazines.  It will have, “no editorial slant,” and be, “aimed at politicians and those hooked on political process.”

Those monitoring the dealings of Michael Ashcroft, of Belize, will note that he is bankrolling this venture.  Whether this brings into question Total Politic’s claims of editorial objectivity is, I feel, for the individual to decide for themselves.

They might be interested to know, however, that for some short while now, Dale’s blog has been headed by an advertisement for Ashcroft’s books.

I do wonder if this is entirely coincidental.

I watch with interest, at any rate.  This year seems to be a bad one for the political magazine: several have shut down or lost staff recently.  Will the combination of eternal self-promotion, an over-rich bastard and airy promises on the content save this?  We’ll see…

Oh, and I’m back now.  Glad to see posting has picked up again.

A Challenger Appears

May I present to all of the Scribo Ergo Sum the first, as well as hopefully only, Randroid presently in the running on the “London Elects” website: Mr. Richard Bastard.

I would ask you all to give him your full support but, no doubt, he would slap away your efforts as crutches and will reach the position of Mayor entirely through his own efforts. Indeed why he has even entered a contest of this sort at all is something of a mystery…