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Archive for May, 2008

Brown’s Road To Triumph - Having Paved Failure, Change Paths

At this stage Brown could recover his standing by confessing to an error that nobody is blaming for, apologising for his foolishness and responding by implementing policies that contradict much of his previous record in government, as chancellor.

As counter-intuitive as this seems brief consideration reveals it to be the only way to stage the sort of recovery that made his predecessor such an amazing political operator. Brown has made a pair of major mistakes, the first being the one which he should now own up to and the second being his total refusal to do so thus far.

At present Brown’s line on the collapsing economy is simple: the matter is one he bears no culpability for, it is the World which is to blame. Britain is but a passive mess of lifeless timber abreast upon the tumultuous tides of global finance rather than a vessel with any form of steering that could have averted the current crisis.

This convenient analysis is far from devoid of merit: in the thoroughly yet increasingly globalised world market the rest of the planet {for which read America} has an immense impact upon Britain’s economy which the Chancellor of the Exchequer can bear little more blame for than the contemporary tendency of Mafia-backed Italians to assail traveler dwellings with fire bombs. To an extent the ill-advised policy of the world’s single remaining superpower, to which Britain is partially consensually and utterly inextricably bound, can influence us in a fashion that would be unjust to blame upon a domestic politician.

This rather clashes, though, with Brown’s constant bragging of the power and impact of the British economy in the world. If our overtaking of formerly overwhelming European countries and ascent along the global league of financial centres was so pronounced then how could we have been so impotent and innocent in terms of bringing the current crisis into being?

Beyond this fudging of rhetoric there lies the rather more obvious point: British banks often engaged in Sub Prime trickery as readily as did American ones. At present my own family has been affected by the consequences of this scruple-devoid practice and we are far from alone. Making pretense that this practice did not take place between our shores is a nonsense and a ruse, which attempts to cloak an entirely evadable outcome in order to conceal the negligence of our legislators in allowing this deception to take place.

Because the solution is simple: regulation.

This is by no means radical; given that the infamous crash of the 1930s {which even the most pessimistic of predictors do not claim we will exceed} occurred under conditions of corporate anarchy it stands to reason that the government should be pressing home a detailed and ruthless set of laws that would prevent repetition of the madness that allows banks to shuffle loans amongst themselves that has proven so calamitous.

But to do so would admit that Brown has made a major blunder. This can not be denied or mitigated: he is renowned as a strong chancellor, indeed is widely considered the most powerful who ever held the office. He was in the role for nearly a decade and the suggestion that someone in such a fine position for such a great length of time can abdicate any degree of responsibility is a simply absurdity.

Which is where the apology comes in.

Brown should state that he was entirely incorrect in taking the permissive line upon this matter, admit that he was totally aware of the situation {or else that he was intriguingly ill-informed} and simply misjudged the state of Britain’s economy and the response it would issue to such treatment. But how, you could well ask, would this possibly stand to benefit Brown? Surely his reputation as a strong chancellor was his greatest of assets? Well at present this advantage is blunted beyond all utility anyway owing to the shoddy state of British finances. In freely confessing to his part in the present conditions Brown would be able to make a full-on attack upon the problem and Labour would be able, for the first time in a long while, to effectively out-flank the Tories along the right.

For the notion that somehow the right are rendered vindicated by the present conditions is preposterous: if they were ever to consider themselves for so much as a moment they would realise that this is the stuff of crisis for the right, or at least all those espousing or willing to tolerate the demands of the dogmatic free marketeers. Their policies allowed wide-spread exploitation, followed by economic ruin. For the second time in history, at very least, an absence of adequate legislation demanding regulation resulted in a catastrophe of epic proportions which has reached across the globe.

The muddled response of the Conservatives to the treatment of Northern Rock gave an early inkling of this: formerly run by the epitome of a neo-liberal who frequently railed against state oppression over matters economic this young bank showed their approach to be more of folly than rebellion. The Tories crowed about “Indecision” from the Chancellor which existed primarily due to their fierce opposition to the only sensible policy available, that of nationalisation. The Conservative Party seemed to be unaware of the consequences of their own actions, a strange irony given their prison-loving emphasis on personal guilt in other spheres.

But were Brown to attack himself before launching a series of statist policies the opposition would be left entirely wrong-footed. To attack Brown would be underwhelming all claim to pragmatism they might have hoped to hold and given that his policies on regulation previously were effectively the Tories own they would certainly struggle to capitalise on savaging his shift. In this way although the source of the problem the origins of Brown’s economic ideology could offer a solution to him politically. Cameron would be offered a stark choice between the free market ideologues of his party and the realists, with either option and faction causing him problems with the other.

This combined with a firm shove of the environmental agenda {which Cameron’s senior circle seem to be partially hoping will be abandoned} would leave the Conservative Party on the back-foot once again, forced either to concede to the rational response to serious problems or alienate severely the neo-liberal faction that remains strong within the party. This would strengthen Brown’s position far more than admitting his failure would harm him, so it remains to be seen whether he will manage to swallow his pride along with humble pie.

It must be hoped that he does not perceive this as a measure which would damage his legacy, for his legacy is all around us and unless this is the impression which he wishes to leave us with then he shall have to act, and act differently to how he ever has done before.

The real criminal

The ugly fruits of Boris’ holiday from reality are becoming visible to all. The British Transport Police today announced that crime on the Tube went down 11% in the last year of Ken’s mayoralty.

So his fearmongering over crime on transport was just that - fearmongering. Let’s hear what he has to say on the matter, though - and this direct from his yacht in Turkey, you lucky, lucky public:

The reported cut in crime on the Tube and Docklands Light Railway is very encouraging, and is a trend that I fully intend to build upon as Mayor.

‘Unfortunately many Londoners do not feel as safe as they should do when using the network, which is why we have made tackling transport crime one of our number one priorities.

‘The transport network plays an important role in the lives of millions of Londoners, and it is essential that the tubes and trains are places where we can all go without the fear of crime.

So, Boris will legislate on the basis of public paranoia rather than reality. And, moreover, a paranoia he fuelled with a mayoral campaign which span and span and span that crime was up - when it was down.

Boris chokes himself on his own words here. Millions of Londoners have to use public transport, and they have the right to do so without cowering in abject terror of the hooded demons which, in BoJo’s eyes, constitute London’s youth.

And yet he, along with his Mail group media backers, plays a large part in creating that fear. His campaign was centred on convincing Londoners that their city had become a dystopian hell, and Ken didn’t care.

In short, Boris fuelled the fear of crime that Londoners now travel with to win votes. By his logic, isn’t he the criminal?

Taxpayer value?

Oh look - Boris is back to normal, not showing up to pre-scheduled events. Even worse:

What makes it worse for Johnson – who cried off because he was “away on a family holiday” – is that the event was organised by his own office at City Hall, and had been hailed as an opportunity to support ethnic minorities.

Emphasis mine. Boris has taken a personal holiday after a few weeks in office, on public money. Wonderful.

Boris believes in, “taxpayer value.” The taxpayer pays Boris £137,000 a year. Given his unscheduled break, can we assume he’ll be returning the equivalent wages for that period to the public coffers?

EDIT: And now with pictures

“Send in the army!”

The Telegraph hosts a blog by Richard Barnbrook, it seems. A sample from his latest post:

Well let me tell you that times are changing. This is our city and we are going to take it back. We are going to take all the weapons of (sic) the streets even if that means sending in the Army to do it… if immigrants don’t like it then they know where the airport is

That’s it, you heard him - the army! Zieg Heil! Zieg Heil! Brutalise those fuckers to the max…

The Torygraph falls further in my estimation every day. Most of what’s in the wretched publication is bullshit. That they now host fascist bullshit is even worse…

The Tory Troll has a more thorough dissection than I’ve time for now, should you be interested in feeling ill…

Grabbing at straws…

What is David Miliband doing? He lets close contacts tell the press he want the leadership. And then he denies it in public. Very perverse indeed.

Several explanations suggest themselves. Perhaps…

- Miliband is trying to undermine Brown with a whispering campaign before standing.
- Miliband lacks the courage to stand, as he did last year, and is letting others do the dirty work for him.
- Miliband has little or no control over his close contacts.

Or, alternatively, it’s all happening in private and I’m grabbing at straws. This seems most likely.

Whatever the case - he needs to issue a clear statement on his position soon, and end all speculation. The alternative is to appear a hopeless ditherer.

And that’s done Brown’s image so much good…

Actually, he’s still broken a promise…

Dave Hill points out that:

I’m interested to know how this policy change relates to what Johnson said in his late-night victory speech at City Hall:

“I do hope it does show that the Conservatives have changed into a party that can again be trusted after 30 years with the greatest, most cosmopolitan, multi-racial, generous hearted city on earth in which there are huge and growing divisions between rich and poor.”

Does Johnson consider scrapping concessionary fares for some of London’s worst-off people to be consistent with the character of the “generous hearted city” he now leads and what appeared to be his implied recognition that the huge and growing gap between the capital’s rich and poor is undesirable?

I knew the hypocrisy would be blatant somewhere…

BoJo keeps promise…

…for once.

Unfortunately, it’s one I’d prefer he’d broken. On half-price fares for Londoners on income support, Boris said:

“I think many Londoners felt uncomfortable about the bus operation of one of the world’s financial powerhouses being funded by the people of a country where many people live in extreme poverty.”

Perhaps he’s right over that. Perhaps Londoners would prefer it if we supported our own poor. Presumably Boris thinks they care about poverty - that’s rather the point of the move, isn’t it?

Then why this:

“We will continue to offer the half-priced travel concession to Londoners on income support for the duration for which the deal was originally planned, and will continue to improve the capital’s transport system and ensure that it is accessible and able to meet the needs of all those who rely on it.”

The contract ends on 20 August. Then Boris will cut fare support for those on low-incomes. The, “financial powerhouse,” will stop funding those in poverty.

London is rich enough to maintain at least part of the subsidy on fares even when the oil deal ends. Yet Boris won’t do that.

Because he really cares about poverty, whether it be in Venezuala or London, yah?

Ken puts it rather well:

“It shows that he is more interested in pursuing his right-wing ideological agenda than improving the living standards of the most deprived people in the capital.

“The fact that the first significant action by Johnson’s Tory regime is against the poorest people in the capital is highly significant as is the cowardly way he has made the announcement on bank holiday Sunday without any consultation with the organisations representing the thousands of carers, single parents and others affected.”

Mr Livingstone added: “The suggestion that Johnson is motivated by any concern about the people of Venezuela is just a lie shown by the fact that he is withdrawing all technical support and advice provided by London under this agreement.”

Boris has attacked the poor and provided no alternative support for them - before having the bare faced cheek to claim this is because he cares about the poor.

Welcome to the 1980s, London.

Adam Smith was a social democrat…

One slither in particular of Douglas’ earlier post stuck out to me:

who Parker calls “shareholders”.

This is the neo-liberal tendency at its most obvious. This ideology’s adherents are seemingly incapable of considering anything to be other than a market. This sort of reductionism is surely not what even Adam Smith would have wanted. The consequence of this nonsense perspective being applied to anything is invariably carnage so I imagine London will suffer immensely, but that’s what I anticipated from the outset so this is hardly news to my ears.

It still smarts that a 1980s throw-back has such a vital role, especially in a City Hall once dominated by the far superior 1960s throwbacks.

Oh yes, and happy towel day.

Film Review: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

There are so many reasons why this film should not have been made.  The Rule of Three suggests that a fourth will not work.  The fact that the Last Crusade was released in the year I was born suggests that the world has moved on.  And no film of any description with such comprehensivly poor dialogue should not make it beyond crumpled yellow paper.

Given the circumstances, nobody was expecting the film to work.  But it did.  It couldn’t be bad, because it wasn’t trying to be good.  This is not an action film - it is an Indiana Jones film.  Just as one watches the latest James Bond because it is a James Bond film, this film must be approached in context.  It tries so hard to be an Indiana Jones film that it is almost self-parodying.  And it’s no bad thing.

There is a stupid plot (this one far worse than the ludicrous Nazi seizure of the Ark of the Covenant), and pointlessly long and directionless action sequences.  The score rises and falls in such textbook movie fashion that you know exactly when to expect the next thing that is meant to take you by surprise.  The Russian accents are about as believable as Lowestoft-born Tim Westwood’s ghetto lingo.  If you want a good action movie, stay at home.  This is an Indiana Jones film: watch it with that in mind, and you will love it.

I wouldn’t want to spoil the vacuous plot line (and admittedly it is far too flimsy to be put into words).  I will, however, touch on two (of many) moments which made me laugh out loud.  The first is during Jones’ first dramatic escape from the clutches of death.  A sequence already saturated with cliches climaxes as the archaeologist swings limply from a chain, mildly landing on a Star Trek-looking desk.  Suddenly, from nowhere, a big red clock suddenly lights up, counting down from 30 seconds.  The unashamed cheapness of it was amazingly funny.  Minutes later, Jones finds himself in an atomic bomb testing site, and - who could imagine - a siren sounds.  He leaps into a lead-lined refrigerator just as the blast whips through a model town, and the fridge is tossed through the air like Dr. Who’s Tardis.  Jones spills out of the makeshift nuclear bunker and looks over his shoulder to see a mushroom cloud.

Every plot and sub-plot leaves the viewer in bewilderment.  But the film is extremely well made, and has an air of fun about it.  It is a good couple of hours, meant to be enjoyed not analysed.  So I shall not begin to try.  Instead, I suggest that you go to watch the film with an eye open for tongue-in-cheek moments, and then enjoy them.

It’s 3AM…

From the Daily Kos:

It looks like many of Hillary Clinton’s apologists and several political pundits claim that her assassination remarks can be explained because of fatigue.

Perhaps. In fact, it’s likely.

But won’t she be fatigued at 3 a.m. in the morning?

Didn’t Bill claim she “mispoke” over Bosnia because she was tired too? To have to make an excuse once is bad luck; to use the same one twice is careless….