Gerry Fenby

Gerry Fenby

Sunday 22 June 2008

The Times Picks Up

And about time to.

My own write-up of events is forthcoming although I might not get around to it seeing as I only showed up at about half twelve or so. Notably afterwards there was Buck Foris which led me to believe the Blonde Devil may well have lost the youth, so is most likely worth of an article or a half.

Their article is a fine one and was a front page article in the Times 2. Most pleasing, but a placing that has left many of the old school anonymous fearing that the next shall be flooded with “newfags” apparently convinced that protesting is sexy again. I wouldn’t worry.

Also note the article by Caitlan Moron. One of three in that edition. She started off as a singular tumour located in the Times 2 but her inexplicable popularity has led to her spreading through the newspaper like the cancer she truly is. It may be too late for chemotherapy and Murdoch doubtless considers this part of his lunge for Middle England and the logical next step (although unfortunately far from the conclusion) of his ongoing project to turn The Times into a more expensive Daily Mail so would never authorise it. Perhaps once he’s dead we can purge her, although to do so may require amputation of the T2 and extensive radiotherapy of the rest of our Paper of Record.

Regardless, her rise makes me thoroughly miserable. I do hope that it is followed by a particularly grisly downfall.

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