PIRATES!
‘There’s only one man I’m afraid of.’
‘Who is he sir? Name the devil.’
‘It’s you, Charles.’
I saw Treasure Island today after a family friend was kind enough to get us tickets. It’s a superb show and if you can muster the time and money I highly reccommend it. It wasn’t quite a musical yet wasn’t quite a straight adapation (although a good deal of the original dialogue was maintained, much to my delight) and the weird mid-way point it reached was most satisfactory.
So sword fights, singing and swashbuckling. Even ninjas could not have improved it.

Even ninjas could not have improved it.
You say that, but you don’t mean it.